0:28 Joe Biden during a middle-school visit lmao

the beeps are tooo louddd mannn 😵

F ya

Great video you got here tonight jimmy

This is more garbage by a piece of trash. Not funny. Get a shave clean up your act.

I just try to pretend Lindsay Graham is actually Ricky Gervais doing a comedy bit.

I don't feel safe help 😸🆘 please 🆘🙏🆘🙏🆘

whats wrrong with c*ck breath

We are being led into communism for our sins much like Israel was taken into Babylon for their sins.

tho is gold

Emmanuel

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

**this

fowchi is a clownchi

"I don't, but my wife does." ............... Don't you mean "Husband"?

Dun

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

Future dictionary is gonna be confusing as ****

You gotta applaud Joe Biden for joking about what a lot of people says he has. *DEMenTIa*

The Spongbob clip is from Gary's Got Legs. You are welcome.

He ran off $15 min wage - bullshit Ran off unity - bullshit Would put an end to covid - bullshit IMMEDIATE covid RELIEF - bullshit $2k stimulus checks - bullshit $10k student forgiveness - bullshit

Fauci on a couchi has been with me every day. I keep telling the wife to sneeze into her elbow, we don't want flying droplets in my Fauci imitation.

Kimmel you think you're funny but you're snot

Fauci laugh is AWESOME! "I'm gonna fu** you"

Ted Cruz is a total **BLEEP**

Peguni

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

i accidentally clicked on your profile picture

"F*** you I will" 🤣🤣👉👈

Beautiful one

Beautiful channel lovely

Lovely channel

Nice one Jimmy

I feel like the folks that worked for Craig Ferguson got board of the not cussing going on and where like yeah that will satisfy our lack of cussing. 😂

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hi guys ..

I think Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest of the late night comes, but I have a blind spot when it comes to these segments. I just don't see the humor -- at least I don't see much humor. Now Jimmy's wife giving away his stuff -- that's hilarious and one of the sharpest bits ever!

Thomas CS

8 วันที่ผ่านมา

Disagree. I think his regular segments are pretty run-of-the-mill, not very funny jokes. But I love the unnecessary censorships

My favorite late night bit

Lol. 😅

I love these so much.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fantastic

Catherine Leavy

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

I'm great thanks dont heart me you creep

This one's one of the best 👌

Hi, I'm Jimmy. Welcome to the s***! Everytime I miss that one in this segment ;)

0:09 - 0:29 - 0:33 - 0:59 - 0:10 - 11:52 AM | 2//21//2021

The Biden one seems legit

As a Texan @0:04 is accurate

Living the American dream

This is brilliant 🤣 Props to whomever thought of this

Jim Heeren

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

Great user name

😆

Best series ever

Earlyy

Mr. Kimmel, this made my Sunday Morning.

Best one for a long time

🤣 The Spongebob one killed

These are always genius

"There is C** on my patty" Lmfffaaooo 😂😂😂

Feel like bbw would have said yes to Fauci

I've been waiting for this😂

To funny

Captain america in age of ultron: langauge ( i always laughs at the unnecessary censorship of jimmy kimmel)

why is this in my recommends?

MIKE HOLLYWOOD

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Because you need to laugh

I'm gonna be that way about it jimmy, and theres nothing to you can do about it. jk I subbed a long time ago.

Wtf

no Trump, no fun. Maga.

Literally this is why I buy internet

Damn, the one with the cockbreath is one of the best you've done... That one really works.

I feel like the Ted Cruz stuff wasn't actually fake, seems legit.

Control Z Channel

2 วันที่ผ่านมา

@EverythingRebekahLorraine aka you can't answer the question :) asked to back your own claim = bad faith bahahahaha you leftists are so spineless

EverythingRebekahLorraine

2 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Morgan Nicolas I'm swell

EverythingRebekahLorraine

2 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Control Z Channel Yep, entertaining internet trolls is jumping through hoops. While I do enjoy actual debate with people who want to exchange views, I don't answer questions asked in bad faith as yours was.

harshit shah

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Control Z Channel i betcha @everythingRebekahLorraine is a hard core trump supporter ...well not sure abt hardcore but definitely not an independent

harshit shah

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@EverythingRebekahLorraine tht answer just beats arnd the bush if u are so well educated on the work of ted cruz please do enlighten us too

😂😂👍🏾

Oh sh*t

😂

Meanwhile..... Biden announces at the G7 that "America first" is over......as if we didn't know that was coming.......

This is f****ng hilarious!

You deserve to rest. Even if only for a moment. Put down the weight you're carrying. Let go of the need to keep it all together. Take off your warrior mask. For this moment, now... Just breathe.

SpongeBob at the end never gets old

Have you heard that since leaving the White House, Putin sent Trump a jar of Russian hummus: it's made of chick pea.

Ann van de Kew

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Trump should've liked dogs in the White House; you don't have to pay to see them pee.@Aaron Dunlap

Aaron Dunlap

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

And some “Lemon Aid & Fudge Brownies with Candy corn”

Read comedy of coffin on kindle written by Avijit Kabiraj. Introduction : Two unemployed boys were employed by a mafia boss, their job is to bury a dead chef in the criminal's cemetery. The chef is the pasta maker whom the boss accidentally shot dead. The boys were chased by the police, shot by a sniper, rested in a church, kidnapped by an evil doctor, electrocuted, freezed, roasted, couple of ladies didn't spare them, survived the strange graveyard but when they returned after burying the dead chef, found the boss in a coffin....

Avijit Kabiraj

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Fahad Iqbal It's a book. Enjoy it.

Fahad Iqbal

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Avijit Kabiraj Well I didn't get the joke soooo not good I'd say

Avijit Kabiraj

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Fahad Iqbal How is it?

Fahad Iqbal

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

lol

LOL, let the 🎪 continue !

Trump should've liked dogs in the White House; you don't have to pay to see them pee.

😝😝😍😊

I don't think I'll ever get tired of this

Avijit Kabiraj

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Read comedy of coffin on kindle written by Avijit Kabiraj. Introduction : Two unemployed boys were employed by a mafia boss, their job is to bury a dead chef in the criminal's cemetery. The chef is the pasta maker whom the boss accidentally shot dead. The boys were chased by the police, shot by a sniper, rested in a church, kidnapped by an evil doctor, electrocuted, freezed, roasted, couple of ladies didn't spare them, survived the strange graveyard but when they returned after burying the dead chef, found the boss in a coffin...

OMG

So the special sauce in crabby patties is really **bleeping** special sauce!👉👌😯 What say you McDonald's!?!😐

Я не поняла 🤔

only 3 views?

What?

Imagine being forced to stay at the Ritz Carlton in Cancun by your daughters.

Ann van de Kew

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Hey Lovey Withgaicubans, Have you ever had a Snickers@Control Z Channel

Ann van de Kew

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Hey Lovey Withgaicubans, Have you eaten today or yesterday? Rice? Snickers@Control Z Channel

Ann van de Kew

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Hey Lovey Twocubangais, Are you legally an imbecile? @Control Z Channel

Ann van de Kew

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

Hey Lovey Onlytwogaicubans, You have no knowledge of geography, or anything else except gaiboiporn! Snickers@Control Z Channel

Tom Carter

11 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Control Z Channel Donald Trump proved that Ted Cruz is the son of a JFK assassin during the presidential campaign that eliminated Ted Cruz. Google it.

Lmao I I cri

👍

This.....this says a lot...

0:26 Lol

That last one got me

Eu Eu Eu to the last one.

:)

Lol

Canbroke sieht gleich aus

Hello 👋😍

Bruh why is my mind so dirty.

EARLYYYYYYYY

Love this

Ploz shout me out plizz

🤣

Hiii

😮😮

Barbados was here.

Hi

Im the first to comment

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