Kimmel is a ----ing ---hole.

The pressure to entertain people....

Americans

🤣😳

1. Recognize your condition: God's commandments prove that we have broken His law. God says: "Thou shalt not bear false witness..." "Thou shalt not steal." "Thou shalt not commit adultery." "Thou shalt not covet..." "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in Vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." The truth is, if God judged you by His Commandments, He would find you guilty. Romans 3:19, AV: "...that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God." Romans 3:23, AV: "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God." 2. Realize that the price/penalty of sin is death and hell. Romans 6:23, AV: "For the wages of sin is death..." Revelation 20:15, AV: "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Hell is a real place, where those who die without accepting The Lord Jesus Christ will go for all eternity. 3. Realize that The Lord Jesus Christ paid your sin debt. Romans 5:6,8, AV: "For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly." "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." The Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, suffered and died on the cross for your sins. John 3:16, AV: "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." The Lord Jesus Christ loves you. He wants you to be saved and live in Heaven with Him for all eternity. 4. Receive The Lord Jesus Christ as your Saviour. John 1:12, AV: "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name." In faith, trust the Lord Jesus as your Saviour today. Acts 16:30-31, AV: "...Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved..." John 5:24, AV: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life." Would you like to know for sure that Heaven will be your home? Do you admit that you are a sinner and deserve hell for your sins? Do you believe that The Lord Jesus Christ died to pay your sin debt? Will you repent and ask The Lord Jesus Christ to save you today, right now? Ephesians 2:8-9, AV: "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." Romans 10:9,13, AV: "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." " For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."

Grumpy Gurrl

15 วันที่ผ่านมา

Amen

Jordan Parrish

15 วันที่ผ่านมา

Amen

Ha ha ha ha Jimmy trump is not going away you coward

Rip to the Lincoln Project and the pedophiles who were in charge of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 I’m only seeing democrats linked to underage activity it seems 👀 Biden picked the correct platform

Wtf? Where's yesterday's show?

Consider watching films made in India!! Nobody gets the point why most of the stuffs are censored🥴

Biden was a killer

NO JOKES TODAY LAZY ASSES, U GUY CAN WORK FROM HOME!

President Clinton probably did! 😂 Horniest pres in my lifetime

what the hell going on up there

"Check this s*** out!" OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You guys should all check out Eric Tabach. He creates amazing content and he is a really underrated THmyr. Go to his channel and show him some love and maybe even throw him a sub. Much love ❤️ and stay weird 😊

Happy PRESIDENT TRUMP DAY

Its so funny that our mind just fills in the words that arent actually there.

Louder Jimmy say it like scared dog again blm

Louder Jimmy!!

That's what Brady really says to all of u

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These ppl are sick....obsessed with trump

Dot com

Jimmy loves Antifa

Hey Kimmy

Type Antifa in your browser like a website address,dont worry it's not spam its communists taking control of your country.

checkout my channel for something EPIC !!!

0:27 that is correct patrick

"Butt F*** this person's conduct...Butt F*** the behavior...Butt F*** the statements...Butt F*** his actions" Lmfaoo totally I'm dead 😂😂😂⚰

melbatoast667

13 วันที่ผ่านมา

It's funny because they actually bleeped out "actions" to make it some like a**hole.

‘Check this *bleep* out’ 😂

😂🔥

Bet there was lots of necessary censorship on Saturday night...

Jimmy pay my tuition $13k

jimmy, just keep them coming and we'll keep liking.

Conservative, far right booh.

they really missed a trick with the word 'insurrection'

Siberian Husky

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

Don’t do that, or Chuck Schumer would sue you for copyright infringement. He was the original “incite *tion”.

Small size >beep< 😂

0:11 - 0:19 - 0:27 - 0:45 - 0:08 - 0:17 - 0:34 - 0:47 - 1:49 PM }|{ 2//14//2021

Jimmy kimmel is unnecessary

Hey Jimmy, HAHAHA LIBERAL 🤣🤣🤣 Trump still won 😋

Loool Tom Brady "F*** you all" xD

😹🙌🏾 If you have a small *bleep* it may just weeeew blow away! 💀

Aaahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh thank u jimmy!!

Imagine ripping off of a popular THmy series for views when you run out of ideas

🤣😂🤣 love this SHOW!!!

the video is verly good

Nd ur feelings

Jane is the most beautiful person other than tarsan

Are you going to do a video on Trumps lawyers closing arguments or will you continue to spew a false narrative for views?

lol

Rumor is, Jimmy Kimmel's social media start up is called Black Facebook.

Is that fake because I don’t expect Biden to say Fu.. 😐

F**k yeah unnecessary censorship

I think this is a perfect illustration of how useless censorship actually is.

Linda C

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

Paired up with last night's SNL "elbow" skit, you're right...

Butt f*** this persons conduct Butt f*** the behaviour

oh my god, i can't quit laughing! That team of Jimmy's is beyond creative !!!! Wow!!

Them are f********** words!

No spongebob this week huh?

USA people’s love old man 👴 dude 👋👋👋👋

Thank you for this anyway ❤️

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Americans really did condition themself to associate beeps sounds with swear words. Pavlov would be so proud. 😂

Galaxies Venus

14 วันที่ผ่านมา

Love this!!! 🤬

Mycah

16 วันที่ผ่านมา

Omg HAHAHAHAHAHA

Azharul Tambir

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

Psychology days 😭

Jussi Lähteenmäki

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Natalie. S Beep is the new beep.

Natalie. S

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

oh I love this comment

show the audience please

0:45 "check this sh-- out" - unexpectedly the best of the bunch

dulcimerrafi

10 วันที่ผ่านมา

I still can't believe that's not actually what he's saying. What is he saying, anyway?

wgooetrik

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

Thats what I laughed at the most

This just doesn't get old lol

You are loved. Fall in love with the process of becoming the very best version of yourself. Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

0:34 - 😂

patrick mahomes's one is very realistic

I knew Tom Brady was gonna get featured in the end

"Check this sh*t out" 🤣🤣🤣

javon arnett

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

😂

love you jimmy

Nowadays you are very boring especially after Trump left his office you have become material less. So thank Trump first!!😃😃

Pat's killed me hahahah

Never fails to really make laugh out loud 😁

What a beaut

Brady might have really said that to the Patriots 😂😂

Wow this only takes place in USA😂🤣

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Elon musk 🐀 🧤📴 of our latin Américan countries resources

They probably did say those words that were bleeped out. This seems too real.😂😂

Strange Wayfaring Stranger

15 วันที่ผ่านมา

@mcgaugh Hannity is a what? lol

Kevin Stern

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@mcgaugh I know, those pesky Dems wanting people to have healthcare...

Apilolomi 43

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@mcgaugh I can very clearly see your severe case of stupidity. You should get help. But i don't think you will do it considering the channels you are subscribed to. Shame.

mcgaugh

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Apilolomi 43 Sure, just stating the obvious. Why ?

Apilolomi 43

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@mcgaugh Are you okay?

Wtf. I’m early

So what's the big deal if they censor it? What is it so important that you make videos every week?

James Hill

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

Haha! That's a joke right?

Last

superherosneaky

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

@The Doctor Ls

The Doctor

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

Lst

Why do theses sound so real 💀😂

Floridagirl _life

14 วันที่ผ่านมา

That's what I'm saying‼️😂🤣

LeBron James

14 วันที่ผ่านมา

@steve j I was fixing spelling errors, unless you don't want me to make sense...

steve j

14 วันที่ผ่านมา

Great editing lol

Strange Wayfaring Stranger

15 วันที่ผ่านมา

Probably cause you're so fake haha.

Billy Mitchell

15 วันที่ผ่านมา

@ArcadeBoxing ok I'll take that on board

I like your version of reality better...

first

I always love the unnecessary censorship of jimmy kimmel (i want a marvel edition or a disney plus of unnecessary censorship)🎬👌😆👍❤🇳🇱

Darth Stewie

16 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Someone Disney owns ABC, Disney owns Marvel. I don't see any copyright problems there.

McDonald Trump

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

Not only would it be considered a liability for copywriting issues but you’d also probably get sued for slander and your company because you’d be ruining a certain image of a certain character you may not think that so but in the law of court it’s always arguable

tankerkiller125

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

@Someone given ABC is owned by the Disney corp I can't imagine it being to big of an issue for them.

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18 วันที่ผ่านมา

Grazie! (This is how you say ‘thank you’ in Italian.)

Someone

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

for sure but there is copyright problems

All these seem legit😂😂

E DCC

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

The Tom Brady one seems very real🤣

Gad Abraham

17 วันที่ผ่านมา

They did a great job with this.

Happy V Day Jimmy

Not first but I’m here

9184Life

18 วันที่ผ่านมา

same

Love this

Awesome 😎

Guillermo agrees that I was first to comment

I liked all of your videos.

I WAS FIRST I SAW NO OTHER COMMENTS HA

First in Nigeria

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