How Many Times a Month Do You Have Sex?
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A lot of couples have been forced to spend a lot of time together during the pandemic, and while you might think that would lead to more sex, a recent study from the Kinsey Institute revealed that 40% of couples are making love less under lockdown. So with Valentine’s Day coming up, we decided to do some research of our own out on Hollywood Boulevard, in a game called “How Many Times a Month Do You Have Sex?”
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Oh mine poor molly
10:43 has the best 😍💋 💝💖❤️
So funny 🤣
We should all be more obsessed with sex and less obsessed with food. We would be healthier and happier.
Sample Owner
13 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Lovisa L I didn't say be an idiot and have unprotected sex. We are all responsible for being adults.
Lovisa L
14 วันที่ผ่านมา
healthier and happier until you get pregnant or an std
poor molly
Molly looks hot What's her @
Poor Molly,that is pain. . . .
Do you have a spreadsheet?? OMG!
I love Jimmy kimmel❤️
Obviously when she continues to act on her period
"It's called science" LMFAOOOOOO
I say 12 you might wanna ask my left hand. 😅
BRUH I WENT ON TV well my car did
This was funny at jimmy
My answer were 13 Times a month
A moment of silence for Molly 😂
Actually what I’ve figured out finally, is that women don’t care for sex, generally speaking. Don’t know why. This is a big secret that almost nobody will admit. Women? I’m asking you now; why do you not like sex?
Pendejo
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Laurie; Thank you for your thoughts. I appreciate any discussion on this. That women can better “multi-task” is false though. Women only think they can, but this has been scientifically disproved. Nobody is more efficient when they are performing more that one task at a time. But that is really a whole different discussion. Anyway, that said, each person sets their own priorities in life. If you make time for a good physical/sexual relationship, then that is the more important thing to you. If vacuuming the floors is more important to you, then that is what you do instead. I say this not solely from personal experience, but as a student of the human condition for almost a lifetime. Again, Speaking in general terms, the female of the species appears to have little interest in sexual activity, particularly as they reach their 40’s and after. This has caused untold damage to millions and millions of human relationships.
Laurie Bertolett
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Because women multi-task so much, especially raising kids. Most are working outside the home as well. It becomes another task. Tired. Sorry, you asked. Lol
Jimmy... So naughty😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome vdo 🔥
Poor Molly!
24-25 days a month
Molly is ruined !,!
Clap jimmy clap
He totally wrote 8 then scratched it out and wrote 4 cause his daughter was there I think. He likely wanted her to think it was less. Lol. You can see the eight that he scratched out
Paul Wright
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
I totally saw a 3.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
It was a 3 clearly
Vera G
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Really? I see a 3 🤣🤣
Let’s take a moment of silence for molly😔
What the hell am I doing🤔
At least 30
Isn't that same Molly his wife ?
Paul Wright
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jimmy's wife's name is Molly, but she's age-appropriate, LOL...
anywaythewindblows 89
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Molly’s the daughter
1/24 for me. (That's once in two years)
It’s a bit sickening seeing most of the complaints about sex in these comments are from guys 🙄 & I assume they’re guys due to the pictures and/or names. Of course.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@jb1980ist Haha, true that. Its good enough for survival but luxury is different
Dol l
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@jb1980ist 😆 🤣 😂
jb1980ist
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth You have a hand. You'll live.
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth lol you’ll survive poor deprived “animal” 🤣🤣 *note this is sarcasm 🙄*
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Whats sickening is that we poor man have to live with a sex-drive thats so strong, animals sometimes fight to the death for a go. Imagine beside food, drinking and sleep you got another hunger that comes back every other day. Not so nice isnt it?
That was funny. Had a good laugh.
i was waiting for one of them to say "with my spouse??"
Bruh, Syd was beyond hot... if he’s only having sex with her 4 times a month she has to be getting worn out from elsewhere.
😂😂😂🙏🏾
At least once everyday, so a little over 30 times a month. 😁
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth you also replied to my comment about how most of the sickening complaints about sex are from men which more people have agreed with than your skewed opinion. And with that I’ve said enough, have a great day.
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth No, that’s an excuse for you to use and I’ve heard it before from disgusting men who claim they are “primal-driven-beings”. When you say that b.s. what most people hear is that 1. You weren’t raised right. 2. You don’t know how to treat/respect women. 3. You feel that woman should fulfill your own selfish lust which you attempt to veil as instinct. 4. You need some sort of medical or psychological help, especially if you’re resorting to stranger’s approval/understanding within THmy comments like this.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@T F Ye, classic. Put us as the bad person just because we have another encoded drive that you are lucky enough not to.
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth then split up so she can find someone better than you.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
You live healthy. I wish my GF would understand
every single one of these couples are lucky… I haven't had sex in four years and I'm 43 but look like I'm 25 and hung like a horse but I can't find a relationship because of these masks and this Covid BS… OMG my hands are wearing out🥵
S P Y D A M A N
19 วันที่ผ่านมา
@T F Coool lmao i like you TF... you seem chill asf♥️♥️♥️ I SUBBED!!
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@S P Y D A M A N lol ok. I’ll let you have the last comment.
S P Y D A M A N
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@T F OK LMAO that's your opinion but my situation is a fact… That's all I have to say
T F
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@S P Y D A M A N nope that was my own separate comment and had nothing to do with this thread. My eye roll is a sincere reaction to your ridiculous comment. It has everything I need to say.
S P Y D A M A N
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@T F I know hard to believe but it's true… Looks like you left the rest of the message out unless THmy deleted it LMAO I know you wrote more… You said something like "it's sickening to see all the guys talk about sex on here" something like that LMAO
bbc
I don’t get it barely got it all quarantine
the real question is if they do it with a mask on or off?
I wish he had done one more couple! Lol
100
The woman: writes down 10 The man: writes down 11 The woman: 👀
Prince Zuko
18 วันที่ผ่านมา
@accuraat hello
accuraat
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Hello there!
How old is Molly ? Anyone has any idea ?
MICHGO1
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
TOO OLD TO BE LIVING WITH HER PARENTS.
mygoshohgolly
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
She’s 24 going on 25
Mollyyyyy 😂😂😂
30 times a month for me I need it every day
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Me too, but my GF doesnt understand. Like every 5th day only. Im in my prime time ffs. Does she want me to cheat or what?
Am i the only one who thinks that molly looks like mia khalifa ?
Of course they screwing 10 times a month, they only met 1 year ago lol
Anu Anu
6 วันที่ผ่านมา
lmao
Antonio Howard
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Once every 3 days is a lot? 😂 poor soul, been with my wife 12 years, married for almost 10 and it’s once a day except when she’s on her period, not bragging.
anywaythewindblows 89
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Seriously lol
Only stupid selfish people take vacations during covid. USA is a dumpster fire.
GNR Forever
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@ZhonniBad USA has the most covid deaths in the world. USA is 3rd world shithole
ZhonniBad
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Really? I guess you missed where he said part business. As long as you can do it safely, nothing wrong with it. Work on yourself.
Shoutouts to the first couple. Keeping sex going through this pandemic is healthy. Helps relieve the stress from all this loss and uncertainty.
Anyone else think Jimmy was talking to his parents-in-law until Molly was shown?
You should have done more
I cant see your face your mouth is covered
Literally if my parents did i would - 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🚕🚕🚖🛫🛫🛫🛫
HxneyAnime
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth Ik because I heard them
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
They do. You just dont experience it
Zero, and the total number is also zero.
the video is really awesome
Anyone noticed the 2 guys in the background holding big signs at 3:28? They're gone in the next shot.
Paul Wright
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
They needed to go get Molly so she could walk the green mile -- or blue mile, if you're Andrew (but apparently not Syd).
I'd be happy if I got any once in six months. My better half is as cold as ice. Being together 20+ years does not help.
sal mineo
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Damm you are good husbands! You didnt divorce,i was with dudes that were getting regular sex and they still were jerks
Molly’s mother b cheating
True. Some women repluse sex. They will forever be single with their robots
Ask this question to Johnny sins lol
Can't be-live that😜
Not gonna lie Molly looks like some Mia :D
Having sex less and in prison? Well probably because the wife does not like Prison sex.
Syd likes Double
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Artifice!
Jimmy is funny af. Yes!, I came to self-promote, and so what? I mean where else would I do that? where I'm not subscribed to? I dare you say I don't have content to back the whole channel promotion up though. Check it out and thank me later.
Why is Guillermo there? Other than to be laughed at? It's kind of cruel
ipuya
19 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth yeah i read that, but chose to ignore rhe sympathy kiss cause it's not an argument at all.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@ipuya "purely on what he gets paid" When my very first sentence was about him kissing a top tier actress millions of people cant even get close to. I see youre a good reader
ipuya
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Dargoneth you're judging it purely based on what he gets paid. And that's fair enough. I'm sure he's happy about that. I'm just saying that his role is to sit there and be made fun of and that just seems awkward to me. Like including a homeless handicapped person in your circle, paying for his dinner and making fun of him all night. Sure he'll appreciate the dinner but it's still cruel. Laughing at people is hurtful no matter how much you pay them to sit there and take it.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@ipuya He literally kissed Charlize Theron on the mouth and you pitty him?? He worked at the parking lot and now he sits there and earns 10 times as much for nothing. Please.. just dropp it
ipuya
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Ashley S yeah it's true that he could quit but who would hire him? And for what? What are his skills? Also you could give the same argument for all factory workers in china and third world countries who get next to nothing for pay. Yes they are there voluntarily and have the choice to quit but don't because they have no other options. So Guillermo is there constantly being made fun of but has no choice and watching it is really awkward.
Do people consider 10 times a month much? 😯
Paul Wright
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@Daniel Johansson No, you're just lucky. Very lucky.
Dargoneth
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
I envy you. Hard to find such a girlfriend..
Daniel Johansson
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
@cutiexoxoxo1 👍 thx. I didn't know that. Guess different couples have different priorities. We were on 5-10 times a week for the last 7 years. Thought that was normal 🤭
cutiexoxoxo1
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
I think for most ppl it’s twice a week on average so 10 is a little above average
16 years strong lol too young for that
Technically, Molly came out of both of them.
Kimberly
18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Faaaaacts lmao
Zenouk
19 วันที่ผ่านมา
@EDGAR ALFREDO MARQUEZ PARRA well technically that’s a stupid presumption
EDGAR ALFREDO MARQUEZ PARRA
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Well technically we are not 100% sure who's her daddy
M Thomas
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Clever
One
You got some explaining to do Syd lol
Guillermo lol
Only virgins can like this .
"Times a month"? Let's go for "times a decade" now. smdh..."times a _month_". Those were the days.
Dol l
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
@SGG that's hilarious... As soon as you said Bill Bur...instantly I heard his voice saying this.
sal mineo
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
How do you men cope?
marie_84
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
🤔🤔😏😏🤗🤗😋😋😅😅😂😂😎
SGG
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
For some reason I read this in your voice which I believe is somewhere between Bill Bur and Louis CK if they had too much to drink.
"Do you have spreadsheet" for sex or what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
34+35
Well... we are stuck inside all the time... But with kids, so. No. The answer is always no.
Tahron Davis
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gotta catch her in the shower bro
Poor Molly, .. "I ..I I I ....I , No comment" 😂
guillermo is the goat
2 times a day is more like it but 10 times a month is fukd up
“Depending on how much money I have”
Prince Zuko
18 วันที่ผ่านมา
69 hehe
Caffeinated Nation
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Not that I would know from personal experience but I assumed PornHub memberships were monthly...
Jenni Girl
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
😅
First time in California someone was happy to wear a mask.
Bachelor 🔥🔥🔥
I was cringing for poor Molly.
Dynamin
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
This was way too cringe for everybody
Sami Mukhtar
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
I was cringing for the poor parents.
I wasted your time
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
O k
R.I.P-LilPeep
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lol
None because I’m single lol
Jeff Hudak
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
None because I’m married LOL
FDL Arts
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Can relate
Ben Angelo
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
dude cried typing this
The best of the Jimmys!!! Most natural! Was funny
Fan from Kashmir.
Can anyone someone sub to me I’m having a bad day
I love your game so much
Ayy I'm the 32nd comment!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I'm a kid
superfluous saxicole
21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Cover your eyes lol
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Fzck ut
19th
Liam White
20 วันที่ผ่านมา
Who ever liked the comment I love you
noob
helllo